Regular

vadenspoo:

Me handling for my trainer: I am at peace. Calm. This dog I just met is my beautiful friend. See how pretty she stacks. Let us trot around together. 

Me handling my own dog: THIS IS A DOG WHO SLEEPS IN MY BED. WHERE DO HIS LEGS GO? LET ME DOWN AND BACK IN A SERPENTINE. AM I NERVOUS?? NO, I ALWAYS SHAKE LIKE THIS.